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Maturity isn’t doing the dishes right away, never leaving a pile of papers on the table, or vacuuming the living room once a week.

Maturity is knowing those thing should be done and acknowledging that sometimes it’s ok if you don’t do them right away.

Maturity is knowing that living with someone is about communication and acceptance, adapting and compromising.

Maturity is knowing it’s better to say what’s bothering you than letting it stew for a year until a small comment makes you explode in a nasty, vitriolic rant about how not only is your roommate a burden to live with and clean up after, but they also have no perceivable work ethic, social life, or any personality beyond being bitter all the time. 

Maturity is letting someone say all of that to you, pausing, and responding with, “Ok. Can we sit down and talk about this?”

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So, not quite sure where this short story came from. It’s partly inspired by my creepy walk home at night, partly from watching “Listen” this morning, and partly a rejected fic idea I had a while back. It’s way weirder & darker then my normal stuff, but, um, I dunno, feedback? (No specific fandom)

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This facility contains monsters.

Everyone knows that, it’s why they come to work here in the first place.

The people here are united only by their rejection of the rest of the world. They started out in shadowy organizations, off-the-books government projects, and various crime syndicates, but those have long since been dismantled, reassembled, and renamed so many times that no one quite knows who they work for anymore.

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unirainbowllamacorn:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ITS HERE AGAIN

(via audreyii-fic)

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wilwheaton:

via /r/trollxchromosomes

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audreyii-fic:

draakarys:

has anyone done this already? Can we have a Cell Block Tango cover with the Game of Thrones cast please?

if you say you didn’t hear Peter Dinklage singing every one of these lines then you are a lying liar who lies

At the first panel, I’m like “That’s not the line, right? That sounds like…”

At the third panel, “YESSSSSSSSS”

At the fifth panel, “It’s truly a tragedy how many people won’t get this at first glance”

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tamorapierce:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

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HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

I believe.

@kat-har LOOKIT

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audreyii-fic:

For the record, while instant pudding made with coconut milk is delicious, you will regret it thirty minutes later.

good god, what happens 30 minutes later?

is this a evil genie/Bedazzled good-wish-gone-bad thing or a sold your soul, didn’t read the fine print deal?

or does it gain sentience and begin plans for world domination?

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New semester, new spin class instructor

By December, I’m either going to be in the best shape of my life or dead.

It’s looking 50/50 right now.

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gabriel-rising:

wholockian221b:

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severedhead-justteaformethanks:

pineappledean:

thebrotherswinchester:

just-be-my-soul:

sams-soul:

SPN FANDOM TRADITION: ALWAYS. REBLOG. ON. TUESDAY.

DO WANT THIS TRADITION TO STAY FOREVER IN THIS FANDOM

ALWAYS.

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FANDOM LAW YOU MUST ABIDE

ALWAYS.

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audreyii-fic:

the avengers + cards against humanity (insp.)

OH MY HOLY GOD IN HEAVEN

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